2008

best of the best, with jaimie cohen

the night before i went to athens for blair’s wedding,...

i forgot to wear makeup today, and i just saw myself in the mirror. i don’t look all that...

amy poehler and seth myers wax angry about...

oh yeah: EAT A DICK, TICKETMASTER.

magnetic fields 2 for 1 special on tickets...

(via 1000lolz)

happy to be an outlier

college-age girl i volunteered with last night: how old are you?
me: 26.
CAGIVWLN: are you in a serious relationship?
me: nope.
CAGIVWLN: THANK GOD. everyone i know who is 26 is married.

Buttmunchers at the debate

rbowen: Chambliss supporters waved “Saxby” signs and offered up a sustained “boos” when Martin...

modthrash: lookbothways: YouFellAsleepWatchingADVD.com is...

the financial crisis, as explained to my...

the lite waffle saga is my favorite.

i also made up some stories. it seems like my friend amy has...

i’m making a fake front page for a friend’s...

sarahchristine: georgiahardstark: Just started reading...

theoriginaljoefisher: hilker: roads2roam: notthatkindagay:...

handwrittenblog: brookehatfield

“So how does content bankruptcy get you out of this...”
— The Washington City Paper has...

twitter: drunk political science majors are...

The one life lesson I, as a sixth...

thomaswheatley: …is to say “bless you” when a girl sneezes. I think that’s about it. i learned that...

i wish i'd thought of this when i was...

someone should construct a method of book organization constructed entirely out of sausage and call...

Fellow Atlanta Tumblrs Buddies...

sarahchristine: We’re all totally lame. Carry on. there is nothing lame about snuggle season.

So much for "light rain"

shorterexcerpts: It just got a good bit darker and a lot more thunder-filled in my little corner of...

“But there has been a counter, more populist tradition, which...”
— holy shit, i agree with david...

post-debate, mccain flees, obama stays...

i feel like somebody’s mother when i say this, but a...

Adding the "Benny Hill" theme to anything...

“More butt devastation. Talk to Casey.”
— Matt (via 7030) my friends at...

Listen

twitter: this weather is tailor-made for...

danhacker: bagcoffee: Frank Langelia is mad at my...

also, why does jesus look like doug funnie?

MY FRIENDS dana and chris got married last week, and they...

my mom sent me a bunch of bible cartoons, and they’re...

Maverique he's not

shorterexcerpts: magicmolly: I want someone to hold up a pizza with a likeness of John McCain made...

Actually Johnny, the mandates are ONLY

shorterexcerpts: for children’s healthcare. Like in S-Chip. Which you voted against. Also, the...

if john mccain says "my friend" one more...

i will scream. and he sounds like he lives in a fantasy world — “i won’t raise...

i love that obama’s example of someone poor is a teacher who makes $30-35k a year. try a...

“shoving earmarks in the middle of the night” evokes some seriously disgusting imagery.

"what will the american people be asked...

i think there have been some great questions so far.

INHALE.

I’M OK WITH NOT IDENTIFYING WITH MY LEADERS. I WANT SOMEONE SMARTER THAN ME TO RUN THE...

john mccain said something...

drink!

“Palin sometimes seems an odd combination of Chauncey...”
— john meacham, the palin...

ira glass and company announced the winners of their...

sad guys on trading floors, a blog featuring photos of just that, begs a question i’ve been...

doree: maura: loudersoft: Rep. Elijah Cummings on AIG:...

“oh no,” the first single off andrew bird’s upcoming album “noble...

theoriginaljoefisher: malty: (via) Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha...

my white whine of the day

“this is the third time i’ve bought a bag of arugula when i meant to buy spinach. why do...

“The Tennessee starting tailback, a senior on the verge of...”
— UT back’s silence mirrors team...

i want to work for the voice of tasmania!

really just senseless punnery.

theoriginaljoefisher: I Vote For Art :: Vote and shop for...

folkinz: it’s the firefox super fan…yet to be released on...

Inanimates I miss about Atlanta

eagleflieswiththedove: - Salmon burrito at La Fonda- Flying Biscuit- Parking lots- Coffee shops with...

A frightening observation about the...

sufjanssteven: insidethebox: There are people here who like Two and a Half Men. It’s happening...

lmnop on photographs of the worldwide financial...

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n: i get nervous when i drive, so i just drive real fast.
b: that's like saying you're worried you'll get date-raped, so you take all the roofies in the world.

peggy hill and sarah palin debate

modthrash: for brooke (&thomas) this is the best thing...

because i certainly need to laugh today, and this helps.

yup, that photo is the parking deck...

not pictured — the guy outside who tried to sell me a bong at 3 a.m.

another spiral-y staircase the athens folks on tumblr might...

Blaze of glory.

alexbalk: Maureen Tkacik goes out in one. Yeah, it’s long, and yeah, you actually have to read...

doree: nicksummers: I’m with Palin in Florida. She’s wearing white after Labor Day. Maverick!

sarahchristine: whatthehale: heidelweiss: “Did you just...

i saw this spiral staircase in a bar in athens and...

we walked through downtown athens after the ceremony to take...

some might call this a scroll-down fug. i call it a...

blair was really an uncommonly beautiful bride. and she...

i call this one “crouching bouquet, hidden...

meet annabelle, my roommate’s awesome one-eyed...

from the morgan county citizen's...

On September 18, a criminal trespass complaint was filed at a Prospect Road location after a woman...

i am so happy

because i just watched the season 3 premiere of “friday night lights,” and it is GOOD....

“does anybody else out here feel like you deserve a...”
— friday night lights

“she went to bed with jesus and got up with you. jesus, you....”
— friday night lights

we were all friends in undergrad, not charm school....

there’s something about shelly

i spent the weekend in athens watching one of my best friends get married to the love of her life....

modthrash: defeatism: I live in a neighbourhood of rich,...

(via livejamie)

pug life

(via thomaswheatley) you just posted this so we’d all...

thomaswheatley: bigcrush: No One Wants to Play Sega With...

illustrations made with clay! Irma Gruenholz creates...

urinary tract wallpaper

i’m glad i didnt type “if i were a RAPER, i’d be mc Baba ghanoush.”

if i were a rapper, i’d be mc Baba ghanoush

if i ever write a children's book

it will be called “you can’t be sad in swedish.”

“Again: we don’t need more bloggers. Content is really...”
— gawker

project runway

kenley’s jab about how leann’s aesthetic has “been done” would be less funny...

shorterexcerpts: muppetpants: skeetonmischa: Debbie from...

“Sarah Palin is no wilting flower. She is a politician who...”
— the sarah palin pity party

“Yes, as a feminist, it sucks — hard — to watch a...”
— the sarah palin pity party

lasers are the future of journalism,

Creative Loafing publisher talks bankruptcy |...

my roommate's dog just audibly farted

i haven’t laughed this hard all week. she has one eye, AND her farts are frequent and smell...

a coworker brought this for me to watch today. i am in big...

“She did such a great job with just the glittering...”
— Palin, Biden a lively pairing...

modthrash: (via xtrapop) he’s the real teal deal,...

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“so basically i’m obsessed with someone who...”
— some guy i walked past in...

almost as good as going to see jenny lewis at the variety playhouse: working on freelance stuff and...

i just made this and posted it on my office fridge. i hope...

twitter: day 2 of working for a company that...

sarah palin interview generator

welcome to now

a friend in my apartment complex was evicted last night. so he’s going to be couch surfing for...

“i’m just trying to be honest about being a...”
— dazed and confused

someone stole my youtube handle!

ISO Rich Benefactor

valdezela: Will someone please rescue my workplace? I think we only need like a billion dollars,...

creative loafing files for bankruptcy

tylercoates: (via soupsoup/onandon)

i woke up this morning to excruciating pain in my left knee. i guess i slept on it funny. but...

“I keep hearing that she’s ”like us.”...”
— jon stewart on sarah palin

“you are gorgeous. you better watch out, because i’m...”
— dude hitting on me in my gay...

highland inn ballroom

“sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand.”
— cool hand luke

“well, he can still sing up a storm.”
— my mom, on clay aiken coming...

tuppenhut: Online Auction (via MilkaWay) FOR...

“In a book about the actor, the writer Lawrence J. Quirk...”
— from paul newman’s roger...

a text exchange

me: [redacted] is ab to ask garrison keillor a question at a reading im at
david: Take him out. No matter the cost
me: ha! he asked garrison how he handles destructive criticism. not by growing a horrendous beard, im guessing.
david: [redacted] thinks people hate him. Which is correct

“Well, it’s clear who won this debate: the bracelets.”
— Ben Compton (via livejamie)

garrison keillor at the atlanta history center tonight. he...

i am drunk with power.